Hello, Gentle Reader. I’m known by the people of earth as Chris.
I have lost an ongoing war with my brain, and this website is the result. It (my brain) compels me to think about all sorts of weird shit and then (sometimes) write it down. Which evidently makes me an author. Lucky you.
My brain likes to think I’m hilarious. YMMV.
It (my brain) also likes to think I’m insightful and deep and way smarter than just about everyone else. But not in a weird condescending way. Except when it’s a total dick about it.
As you can likely tell at this point, you’re in for a veritable roller coaster of topics and perspectives. I may even contradict my brain within the same article. This is, absolutely, as awkward as it sounds.
I’m pretty sure I’m the one in charge and my brain is the nutbag with the side commentary. But in case that isn’t true make sure YOUR brain is on when you read what mine decided to write. It’s safer for everyone.
Good luck.
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